6am I woke up hallucinating from the shrooms on the bed or was it all in my dream?
7am I found a chain in between the sheets and the bling must be kept safe (note to self)
8 am Finally found the sun and it’s officially the start of the day. All star signs are aligned and based on Master Yoshi’s horoscoope and my lucky 8 ball, I will meet a tall dark handsome gentlemen
9am strolled out of bed and into the streets. Blew weed as the stroll by to the same coffee shop was uneventful. Joyful start to the day
Written by guest blogger who refused to be named